Victoria Beckham likes to play dress up

29 Dec

David & Victoria Beckham

What’s up with this woman? Can’t she afford a stylist? Why does she insist on looking like a cheap whore every time she steps out of the house? Just flashing her nips for the world to see, which she does in these pictures as well. Maybe David Beckham likes it. In that case he’s going to love the Pretty Princess dress-up set I sent him for Christmas. Oh you didn’t know we were tight like that? Well we are, in fact I have personally received three, hand signed restraining orders from him. Now that’s love.