When the hell did this happen?
23 Feb
USWeekly is reporting that “comedian” Nick Cannon has married Victoria Secret model Selita Ebanks:
Nick Cannon, 26, married Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, 24, in Las Vegas last weekend. Sources say the altar-rushers were staying at the Palms Casino Resort Hotel and enjoying NBA All-Star Weekend when they decided to wed on a whim after just three weeks of dating.
Just three weeks of dating? You damn right he decided that, the drugs in her system were about to wear off and he knew he had no chance without them. I’ve never seen his Wild’n Out show on MTV, but I imagine that it is absolutely horrible. This guy is about as funny as a bag of dog crap. Actually, dog crap can be quite comical in the right setting…
Wasn’t Selita just linked with Tom Brady a while back?
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2 Responses for "When the hell did this happen?"
[…] it still Selita Ebanks or did it change to Selita Cannon after she married that douchebag Nick Cannon. That whole mess doesn’t make sense. Guess what else doesn’t make sense. My […]
[…] it still Selita Ebanks or did it change to Selita Cannon after she married that douchebag Nick Cannon? That whole mess doesn’t make sense. Guess what else doesn’t make sense? My […]