Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos appeared in the Greek Esquire this month and managed to be so boring I was almost uninterested. She’s got a kick ass body but rarely shows anything off besides her legs. Last week during the Superbowl, she was photographed on the beach without a bikini. Maybe she’s hiding a horrible disfigurement on her stomach because as far as I know, it’s never been photographed. So, I think that opens the door for a Maria Menounos contest.

Anyone who can find a picture of Maria Menounos’ stomach wins something far more valuable than cash or prizes. A sense of self worth.
Yea, I’m broke.

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