Kevin Federline got pwned

This douchebag just can’t go out and find a job. Instead, he’s trying to jump from a rich celebrity redneck to a rich celebrity skank:

On December 22, less than a month after ex Britney Spears partied with Lindsay Lohan, the aspiring rapper, 28, texted the actress, 20, suggesting, “We should hang out.”

But, as reported in the new issue of Us Weekly, the invite went over about as well as K-Fed’s debut album.

“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us.

Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.”

However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply.

He fired back, calling her a “firecrotch.”

Smooth comeback. Dissing a girl who just rejected your advances is a classy move, but then again, K-Fed is all class baby. When I think of K-Fed, I imagine him chilling with the Monopoly guy cleaning their monocles and discussing their business deals. Only instead of the cleaning their monocles, it’s a half eaten burger. Oh, and instead of the Monopoly guy, it’s a homeless dude and they are discussing who gets to eat the pickle. Yea, that’s what I think about.