Keeley Hazel

Well, now that everyone has had a chance to dissect the Keeley Hazel sex tape that was uncovered yesterday, it seems the tape’s star isn’t pleased about having the world see her doing the deed.  The Sun Online reports Keeley had this to say:

“We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him.  Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust.  I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so.  We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left.  In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

Turned down Playboy?  Well it’s too late for that now, you might as well move right on over to Juggs or ButtMan.  Besides, the tape wasn’t even that good, it was mostly man ass.  Next time you want to get fussy about people seeing your sex tape, make one where you’re actually in frame.