Kate Bosworth can Lois my Lane!

30 Apr

Kate Bosworth

Listen, they can’t all be gems. Kate Bosworth in a bikini is still Kate Bosworth in a bikini, whether the headline is moronic or not. She looks good here. It seems like she’s gained some weight and she’s not as anorexic as she was last year. Maybe it’s because I made her feel bad for finishing off all the ice cream in my fridge after we had wild sex. Dammit Kate, I was saving those snow cones for the weekend. Wow, I need a mental evaluation after reading through this post…