John Mayer gives us all hope

15 Jan

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer

That’s right folks. John “I haven’t combed my hair in two weeks” Mayer is humping Jessica Simpson. Yea, that Jessica Simpson. I don’t get it either, but hell, more power to him. He’s giving hope to all us unkempt guys in the world, that we too can acheive puntang greatness. Sure, she’s a complete moron and she has a horribly flat ass, but she’s got a world class rack my friends and THAT is all us guys need. One positive thing to focus on as we completely ignore all the negatives. So, I salute you John Mayer. You give all us men hope.

Here’s more pictures of John Mayer taking Jessica Simpson to what appears to be his prom: