Jessica Simpson is two buttons away

9 Apr

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s breasts are two buttons away folks. If that apron decides to flap in the wind, we all get long awaited peek at Jessica Simpson’s milk factories. Who wears an apron to the beach anyway? What’s the deal with that, and what’s the deal with that huge damn pelican? There’s just too many things wrong here. Aprons, Pelicans, and Jessica Simpson making out with John Mayer.