Jessica Simpson & John Mayer

How is this possible?  Has hell officially frozen over?  Is John Mayer the Anti-Christ?  Is he some kind of Warlock?  I don’t get it.  How can a guy who has obviously let birds nest on top of his head, land the super hot (and super crazy) Jessica Simpson?  It doesn’t make sense people.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Jessica Simpson & John Mayer