Cameron Diaz

According to the New York Post, Cameron Diaz is a psycho bitch.  After following ex Justin Timberlake to a Golden Globes after party, Diaz got jealous when she saw him talking to mega-hottie Jessica Biel:

Sources say the temperamental star “blew up” at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the “Illusionist” star.

Nice Job Justin. I know Jessica Beil is already taken, by a douchebag, but she is ten times hotter than Cameron Diaz as this handy diagram shows:

Cameron Diaz vs Jessica Biel

It took me 45 minutes to put that picture together.  Two minutes to put them together and 43 minutes to stare memorized at Jessica Biel’s curves.