Derek Jeter is a douche

5 Jan

Derek Jeter & Jessica Biel

So remember those awesome Jessica Biel beach pics? Well, here are the ones that were left out, and now I see why. Legendary douchebag, Derek Jeter (Unfortunately Jessica Biel’s new man) was with her on that beach. How this guy keeps landing these women is beyond me. He’s got a huge head and tiny eyes. Really. Go look at a picture of him. He is squinting 24 hours a day. Screw him. On a more pleasant note, Jessica Biel looks fantastic.