Holy Alba’s ass!

There’s nothing like kicking off a Monday with fresh shots of Jessica Alba, and that’s made even better since they are in a bikini and taken from behind. Not that she doesn’t look great from the front, even if she is being bitchy, but from the back it’s tough to find anyone who can compete. Oh, and here’s some more good news:

The sexy actress says she would have no problem baring all in a movie if the role demanded it.

However, Alba, who shot to fame as racy bargirl Nancy in ‘Sin City’, is worried her father would blow his top if she did.

She said: “I’m going to have to face that when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene. But I probably couldn’t sleep well at night being naked in anything. My father would lose his mind.”

Alba claims she already has had several offers to peel off for the cameras, but has always declined, so far, because the parts have not been “right.”

She added to Britain’s Zoo magazine: “The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, ‘Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.” Somehow, I don’t think this is happening to Natalie Portman.”

Well Jessica, it’s simple. It’s because Natalie Portman doesn’t have a hot ass and, apparently, you do.