According to USWeekly, Victoria Beckham’s beauty cost quite a bit of money:

Us Weekly interviewed the experts to break down the price of being Posh.

Among our experts’ findings:

Cheeks ($3,000):
“They’re more sculpted, maybe from weight loss or buccal fat removal,”says New York surgeon Zachary Gerut.

Lips ($2,000):
Both bottom and lower are more prominent, suggesting Juvéderm or collagen injections every few months, says Gerut.

Eyes ($8,000):
“Her eyebrows drooped and now they’re arched,” Gerut tells Us. “In my opinion, that’s a forehead lift done beautifully, not Botox.”

Nose ($11,000):
Posh’s streamlined snout could be the result of nasal refinement surgery, NYC plastic surgeon Geoffrey Tobias tells Us. “The bridge looks thinner, and the tip is narrower and slightly turned up,” he says.

Chest ($10,000):
Beckham has dropped 20 pounds since 1993, estimates NYC internist Marc Siegel. “Most women have smaller breasts as they lose weight, not bigger,” Gerut says, speculating the roundness is due to implants.

Wait a minute…she’s got implants?!  Now THAT’S an expert.  Those things had me fooled this whole time.  What with how natural they look and all.  Great Job USWeekly.  You have solved yet another celebrity mystery.

Victoria Beckham is more known for her view from the front than her view from behind, but these pictures seem to tell a different story. What does this broad even do for a living. The Spice Girls were out like 20 years ago, she has to have done something between that time besides getting the world’s fakest implants.

Keeley Hazel returns to FHM…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Jameson is ruining her vag…[Yeeeah]

Posh Spice has some competition…[CelebSlam]

Kendra Wilkinson plays golf correctly…[Bastardly]

Abigail Clancy in GQ…[The Grumpiest]

Bar Refaeli is trading in her bikini for a ring…[Derek Hail]

The best body in Britain…[Popoholic]

Tera Patrick in another skimpy outfit…[Horny Oyster]

Vida Guerra is “Killin’ the Game”…[Mediabom]

What is going on under Victoria Beckham’s shirt? The world wants to know. Some say she’s got nice “pokies”, but I say they’re fingers and she has little midgets stuck to her chest trying to get away. There’s nothing funny about trapped midgets people. Have you ever seen a scared, caged cat? It’s just as sad, only replace the word “sad” with “hilarious”.

Victoria Beckham is like a slave driver.  She forces an insane amount of pressure on all the buttons of any top she wears.  This poor button signed up for a leisurely job on some old ladies coat or to be the eye on an old Teddy Bear.  Instead it gets thrown into a pressure cooker.  Hanging on to life every second of every day.  Just one flex of a muscle and he is sent propelling to his untimely death.  It’s a cruel job, button, but someone’s gotta do it.

Nuts Magazine has compiled the Top 100 Footballer’s Wives and it features such CelebFart favorites as Gemma Atkinson, Elena Santarelli, Michelle Marsh, Victoria Beckham, and many more.  Surprisingly, Federica Ridolfi didn’t make the list.  It’s a pretty nice spread with tons of hotties, so I guess the lesson to be learned is play soccer.

Head over to 4tang to check out the whole spread but be careful because it is NSFW.

Tim Hardaway really hates gay people…[DListed]

Bar Refaeli should have made the cover…[Horny Oyster]

Instead this heffer did.  What a crock…[Hollywood Tuna]

More Jessica Biel goodness…[Daily Buzzer]

Frederica Fontana is an Italian Goddess…[The Grumpiest]

Poor Petra.  Someone save her quick…[Bastardly]

Victoria Beckham flashes her nips.  Again…[Yeeeah]

Yesica Toscanini got the shaft…[Popoholic]