Tyra Banks is such a hypocrite. USWeekly reports that she has busted her ass to get back into bikini shape.

Though Tyra Banks made it clear she was just fine with the way she looked back in January, thank-you-very-much, this Top Model diva doesn’t mess around come bikini season. We talked to her trainer, Martin Snow, owner of Trinity Boxing Club, and found out how he helped the talk show host get her figure back to fierce.

I guess she DOES want to look like the Victoria Secret Angel she used to be. Isn’t she the one who started the “So What?” campaign? The campaign to help women who aren’t skinny (a.k.a. Fat Pigs) become comfortable with themselves? I guess saying “So What?” to yourself when you’re wiping cheesecake off your chin doesn’t make you feel better about yourself.

Tyra Banks used to be as thin as the cheerleader she is eying with sadness.  Then she became an annoying slob and has been reduced to expanding the same bikinis she used to wear just so she can feel thin.  Not to worry guys, Tyra has a plan to win our hearts back.  What do guys love besides hot looking models?  Desperate models who used to be hot who now have to turn to lesbianism!

Oh Hell Yea!  You win this round Tyra.  Welcome back.

What happens to hot chicks who get fat? They just become insane. Tyra Banks must have eaten one too many cheeseburgers because she is now on a tirade to promote the “healthy” woman. Her new motto is “who cares?”. How idiotic. “Who cares that I’m now a fat pig?” “Who cares that I used to be every kid’s sexual fantasy, but now I look like I’ve eaten a few kids myself?”. I remember when Tyra was on the cover of every Victoria Secret catalog, but now she’s just slowly morphing into Oprah. I swear, if Alessandra Ambrosio even thinks about packing on a few pounds, I’ll start a riot.

{images removed because of douchebag copyright owners}

I’m not sure if Tyra Banks is feeling up Katherine McPhee for pleasure here or if she’s sizing up her next meal.  Katherine looks a bit frightened if you ask me.

Do you remember when Tyra Banks used to be really hot? It was around the time she took the picture on the right. She always had some meat, but I’ll be damned if it wasn’t put in the right places. Then she gained a few pounds and with her brain clogged with chili cheese fries and milk shakes, she thought she would take the same picture to show everyone that she’s still got it. I’m not kidding.

Banks, 33, recently returned to the Bahamas to recreate the shoot that landed her on the coveted Sports Illustrated cover, even wearing the same red polka dot bikini — with a few adjustments.

“I was about 140 pounds on that cover … and I’m 161 now,” the 5-foot-10 TV host told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “I’d say I looked like a stripper when I put it on.”

Banks, who retired from modeling in 2005, said some extra fabric was added to make the bikini a little less itsy-bitsy.

“They covered the sides of my chest so that it wasn’t so much hangin’ out. And they put some extenders on the sides of the bikini bottom so it fit,” she said.

So she took the picture. The one on the left. Let’s take a closer look…

They couldn’t possibly have airbrushed that photo any more without it being considered a water-color painting. She must think we would be impressed that she still looks good, but we’ve seen her in a bathing suit lately and it ‘aint pretty. Give it up Tyra. Your days as a hot supermodel are over.