Rihanna apparently grew up in a strip club. That’s the only way I can explain why her dance routines look like they were taught to her by a girl named Candy. Her legs look great, but I can’t tell if she’s wearing stockings or not. If she is, that’s cheating. Stockings are the ultimate in cellulite hiding equipment. We’ve seen her in a bikini and she did look a little jiggly. I’m not going to knock her though, she does look pretty good in these pictures. Maybe we can lobby to have her replace Beyonce on the cover of the swimsuit issue this year.

I don’t know about you, but Rihanna is looking a bit thick.  I’m not one for thick women.  I once went on a date with a thick girl and she literally ate all of my fries.  I said “Bitch, I supersized my fries for a reason!”.  I never heard from her again oddly enough.