Izabel says she likes fat guys…[The Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa in a bikini…[Derek Hail]

Keeley Hazel takes is off again…[Egotastic]

Ice-T sucks boobs on stage…[Bastardly]

Brooke Burke vs Stacy Keibler…[Horny Oyster]

I love these women…[Hollywood Tuna]

Katherine Heigl is going bye bye…[Popoholic]

Britney switching bikinis…[DListed]

Lieschen Botes is in the SI Swimsuit Issue…[DV]

Contact Music is reporting that Keeley Hazel is set to star in the movie version of Baywatch. Seems like a perfect fit to me. Keeley’s well known for having a gorgeous rack and is sexy as hell, especially on film. The only thing wrong I see is, who in thier right mind is going to watch a Baywatch movie? It’s like a porn movie that’s rated PG-13. Horrible acting and not enough nakedness.

Well, now that everyone has had a chance to dissect the Keeley Hazel sex tape that was uncovered yesterday, it seems the tape’s star isn’t pleased about having the world see her doing the deed.  The Sun Online reports Keeley had this to say:

“We had been in an on-off relationship for a year and at the time, I really loved this guy and trusted him.  Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would betray me in this way. Now I don’t know who I can trust.  I never had any intention of it being seen. I haven’t even seen it myself and have no intention of doing so.  We had taken a video camera on holiday with us to Tenerife last summer. We were both feeling relaxed after a couple of drinks and it just happened. I have turned down offers to do Playboy covers because there were certain things I simply didn’t want others to see. Now I feel I have no dignity left.  In future I know I will have to be more careful who I fall in love with.”

Turned down Playboy?  Well it’s too late for that now, you might as well move right on over to Juggs or ButtMan.  Besides, the tape wasn’t even that good, it was mostly man ass.  Next time you want to get fussy about people seeing your sex tape, make one where you’re actually in frame.

Holy Crap.  Keeley Hazel is one of the hottest women on the planet and now you can watch her have sex.  That’s right folks.  Keeley Hazel doing the nasty.  What a way to start off the new year!  The tape’s audio is a bit spotty.  It cuts in and out and it’s hard to hear Keeley’s dirty talk clearly, but I’ll take it.

Download the torrent file here 

Victoria Beckham’s nipples…[Popoholic]

Eva Mendez in Maxim…[Yeeeah]

Marissa Miller is my favorite…[Double Viking]

Keeley Hazel’s latest Page 3 spread…[Enjoying Hottiness]

Sienna Miller’s sex scenes…[Egotastic]

Atomic Kitten’s lead hottie…[Horny Oyster]

Dyna Razinn has a strange name…[Hollywood Tuna]