There’s nothing like having a public fight with you’re significant other to get you frustrated and that looks like what happened here with Jessica Simpson. Of course, the fact that she’s dating a complete tool can’t be helping the situation. I mean come on, how does John Mayer even deserve this? The dude looks like a hobo and he’s not even entertaining, as you can see with his “stand-up routine”:

Nevermind the mindless giggling of the girl who recorded that clip, it’s just awful. Jessica, take this fight as a hint. He’s a douche.

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Heidi Montag shows off her new implants…[Egotastic]

Petra Nemcova looking stunning…[Derek Hail]

This is what Jessica Simpson is having sex with…[Horny Oyster]

Elisabeth and Rosie after the fight…[Yeeeah]

Heidi Klum named her boobs…[CelebSlam]

Yamila Rahi’s hot bikini video…[Chugs&Jugs]

Kristin Cavallari takes a trip to Vegas…[Popoholic]

Marissa Miller accepts a hottie award…[Hollywood Tuna]

Caprice shows off her lady bumps…[Grumpiest]

Marissa Miller is hot even in black and white…[The Grumpiest]

Vicky Lloyd is like a porn star without the porn…[Horny Oyster]

Fugly in a skirt…[Popoholic]

WTF? Oprah looks like an alien…[DListed]

Britney Spears is in fact an idiot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s also a bitch…[Celebitchy]

Pam Anderson in a bikini is not bitchy…[Derek Hail]

It’s a boob off, Alba style…[CelebWorm]

5 Women to cut your arm off for…[DV]

Speaking of boobs…[Hollywood Rag]

Jana Ina is smoking hot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s wig almost comes off…[Dlisted]

Jessica Simpson’s boob almost comes out…[IDLTW]

Kim Kardashian, after the porn…[Yeeeah]

Is this a dude in a bikini…[Grumpiest]

Pam Anderson’s nip slip…[HollywoodTuna]

Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll…[Popoholic]

More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics…[Derek Hail]

Lucy Pinder naked…[Chugs&Jugs]

Elisabetta Canalis in Max magaine…[Horny Oyster]

Ivanka Trump looks like a goddess compared to these monsters.  I’m most amazed at how bad Jessica Simpson looks.  WTF happened?  She was looking great last week and then she busts out with that Christina Aguilera lipstick and the breast smashing dress.  It’s not a good look.  Here are a few other pictures of some of the ladies who attended the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala.  Apparently, it’s cool to pretend you like art.

This is seriously what, like the third post in the last two weeks to feature Jessica Simpson’s bulging cleavage?  Ever since her divorce, it’s like she’s begging us to pay attention to her yabos.  Yes, yabos is a word.  Look it up.  See?  Told you.  And people say this site is just pictures of hot chicks.  I’m here to educate too.  Celebfart is like PBS…with boobs.

Jessica Simpson wants to let the world know that she’s got great cleavage.  Lots of it.  She’s not afraid to challenge people for the title of world’s greatest cleavage either.  In fact she was quoted as saying:

“I have great boobs.  Sometimes I let my fans motorboat them if they yell really loudly at one of my concerts.  I don’t want to say I have the best cleavage, but I dare you to find a more delicious pair of yabos”

So she didn’t say those words exactly, but hey why are you complaining?  Look at the pictures, that’s what your here for anyway right?