16 May

Yes folks, that is Justing Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Apparently, Justin flew her out to the UK to spend time with her ass, I mean her.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Justin’s really into Jess
and when he found out she had some free time he asked her to join him on the
UK leg of his tour.
“They’re both doing everything they can to keep their relationship low
profile but when they’re among friends they can hardly keep their hands off
each other.”
Well, it’s over people. Justin Timberlake drove Britney Spears in to the arms of insanity, he made Fugalicious cry, and now he’s set his sights on Hollywood’s most coveted rear end. What is the world coming to?

23 Apr

Jessica Biel is apparently wearing an evening gown to play with some dogs. I know she’s a classy lady, but why wouldn’t she just get comfortable? Why not some short shorts or maybe a hot bikini? I know celebrities should always look good for the camera, but I think Jessica may be taking it a little far.
20 Mar
Christy Hemme is what wrestlers should look like…[HornyOyster]
Jessica Biel looks great in anything even a towel…[Popoholic]
Kelly Carlson, the hot chick from Nip Tuck…[The Grumpiest]
Adriana Lima is still sexy as hell…[Derek Hail]
Hello! It’s Alyssa Milano’s cleavage…[Hollywood Tuna]
Shakira shakes her hot ass…[Hollywood Rag]
Myleene Klass looks like a horse with boobs…[Bastardly]
13 Mar
Sabrina Rojas is the pride of Argentina…[Horny Oyster]
Fugly spreads her legs…[Hollywood Tuna]
Jeisa Chiminazzo lost in the jungle…[The Grumpiest]
Welcome the newest Pussycat Doll…[Hollywood Rag]
Somebody’s gonna get pregnant…[DListed]
Elisha Cuthbert’s got a problem…[Derek Hail]
The worst Jessica Biel pictures ever…[CelebSlam]
8 Mar

Ladies please, explain to me Derek Jeter’s appeal. He looks like a beady eyed douchenut. These pictures are about a year old but this guy shouldn’t ever be able to hang out with two Victoria Secret models. It’s bad enough that he has been linked to Adriana Lima, Halle Berry, and most recently Jessica Biel. I don’t understand it.

5 Mar

Jessica Biel somehow manages to look hot no matter what she wears. We’ve all seen her in her skimpy bikinis, but it’s pretty impressive that she can wear this ridiculous coat and still manage to look great. I’m pretty sure she could wear a bikini made of dead baby koalas and every dude in PETA would totally not mind. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve heard of a guy working for PETA…
26 Feb

Normally when I look at pictures of Jessica Biel, I’m definitely not looking at her hair. In fact, does she have straight or curly hair? I honestly can’t remember. Anyway, I found it very hard to distract myself from the mess on top of her head long enough to notice her perky nipples. She needs to run a comb or hot iron through that mess. While she’s at it she can also forget to wear pants. Yea, that would definitely help.