I’m not a big fan of racing at all, but I do like me some Gemma Atkinson. I guess these pictures are to promote the upcoming race where cars will run around a track for hours on end. A few cars will crash, a driver’s life will hang in the balance, and one man will overcome his insecurities and take home the gold. Only instead of gold, it’s champagne and hookers, because that’s what racing is all about.

Everyone’s favorite pool bunny, Gemma Atkinson, is back at it folks. This time she’s wearing her “half on” bikini top in Miami. Last time she had a friend with her, we’re not so lucky this time but I’m definitely not complaining. Like I said earlier people it’s summer and summer means bikinis. I won’t be happy until I see Jessica Biel back in a bikini with Jessica Simpson and Katherine McPhee wrestling in th sand behind her. Hey it could happen!

Kate Bosworth is back in a bikini…[Egotastic]

Anna Semenovich for no reason…[Celebslam]

More of Gemma Atkinson in a bra…[Chugs&Jugs]

Penelope Cruz and who…[The Grumpiest]

Kelly Clarkson is a fat cow…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardashian without make up…[Horny Oyster]

Jessica Alba talks about sex…[Popoholic]

Britney Spears is still a pig…[Derek Hail]

Amanda Harrington is fantastic…[Hollywood Tuna]

How considerate is Gemma Atkinson?  She is constantly in lingerie or a bikini or some other skimpy outfit to help us men through our day a little easier.  It’s women like her that make men happy that they have man-junk.  Also Salisbury steak makes us feel manly.  It tastes like shit, but I’ll be damned if it’s not the manliest of all microwavable meat.

I’m glad Gemma Atkinson has finally wised up and grown her hair back. That short cut she had was a horrible distraction from her better (ahem) features. Thank goodness she decided to show us her brand new hair style by wearing skimpy lingerie with what looks like a black frilly strap on…wait that’s not sexy at all. Bad Gemma!

Hayden Panettiere didn’t pull a Lohan…[Hollywood Tuna]

Borat interviews Borat…[Horny Oyster]

Guess who has saggy boobs…[Yeeeah]

Shyamali Malakar naked…[Derek Hail]

Britney Spears exposing nip, again…[CelebSlam]

Shakira shakes her hot ass…[Popoholic]

Gemma Atkinson is naughty and nice…[Grumpiest]

Gemma Atkinson and Roxanne Pallat lounged by the pool the other day and made every woman there feel inadequate.  It’s hard to stack up to Gemma…literally.  Look at those things!  How is that top even staying on?   How is a woman that big in such good shape?  She completely overshadows Roxanne in these pictures, even with her nips poking through her bikini.  Kick your game up a notch Roxanne!