That’s a hell of a push up bra Christina’s sporting.  It would be totally hot if she didn’t have a troll on her arm.  I wonder if everytime she crosses a bridge, he demands a toll and does a little dance?  Then when he’s done with his dance he giggles and runs back into his mushroom house.  No wonder trolls and forest creatures are always so jumpy, they’re living in freakin mushrooms.

Christina Aguilera’s rack isn’t that big where she has to wear a huge friggin bra.  What’s up with that thing.  It’s so distracting.  It almost takes the attention away from the skirt that’s just long enough to cover the entrance of her babymaker.

Christina Aguilera looks like she’s sporting a new look. No bright red lipstick. No 50’s haircut. She looks much better but something just seems out of place. It’s got to be that husband of hers. Ever since she got married, she’s just not the same hot Christina Aguilera that teenagers all over the world whacked it to. And without something to whack it to, the world’s youth is now walking around packing heat in their pants. Nice work Christina.

She looked even better last night at the Grammys:

Aside from slightly seeing her nipple in the picture above, Christina Aguilera has just upgraded her status as “the perfect wife”.  In an interview on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Christina said she likes to walk around naked on Sundays:

Ellen: So Jordan your husband and you are at home on a weekend…when you have time off…give us a typical day, what do you do with your weekend?

Christina: “We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have something called naked Sundays.”

Ellen: Excuse me? Did you say naked Sundays?

Christina: “You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up.”

Ellen: Because it’s been how many years?

Christina: “A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

Ellen: You cook naked?

Christina: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

Ellen: Nothing with grease… that could splatter.

Christina: “Well, unless you want the grease.”

I can’t believe that she would want to see her ogre of a husband naked.  The guy looks like a complete retard.  It makes my brain hurt to think that he is hammering away at her on a daily basis.

Ok, maybe I’m eggagerating a bit, but those look like mom jeans to me and let me tell you ladies.  Mom jeans are the ultimate turn off.  Come to think of it so is bright red lipstick, unless your a clown.  Wait a minute.  This whole thing is ridiculous.  She’s dressed like she just busted out of her child’s birthday party at Chuck E Cheese.  Seriously, what happened to the hot Christina Aguilera?

She may have a great rack but cman…[Popoholic]

Coco is ABSURDLY round…[Horny Oyster]

More Jessica Biel ass pics…[Daily Buzzer]

Angelina Jolie as a cartoon pornstar…[Derek Hail]

American Idol star apparently shitting on stage…[DListed]

Christina Aguilera when she was hot…[The Grumpiest]

Aida is from Venezuela…[Double Viking]

Jessica Simpson’s boob is sagging…[Hollywood Tuna]

There has to be something wrong with that woman.  Look at this dude.  It looks like he is trying to blow up a balloon.  Either that or he just came back from the dentist and has cotton swabs in his mouth.  I mean come on.  It amazes me how she can be married to this tool.  She can probably hit a better guy by throwing a rock into the Special Olympics.  Wait….so THAT’S how they met…