Ashlee Simpson version 2.0 is turning out to be quite a nice upgrade. All those surgeries and nips and tucks turned out to make Ashlee way hotter than she was before. Sometimes I’m 99% sure she is hotter than her sister, but then again sometimes I think I can take 4 car bomb shots in one night. That my friends, I can not do. Anytime you take a nap next to a bum on a bus stop bench, you can pretty much rule that as the worst night ever.

Ashlee Simpson wants to challenge her sister Jessica for the title of World’s Greatest Cleavage. Sorry Ashlee, you don’t have a shot sporting those itty bitty titties. I know you’ve given us a better sneak peak of what’s under the dress than your sister, but Jessica’s just got it down pact. Keep working though, because at the end of the day we’re all winners in a cleavage showdown.

Collien Fernandes has no shirt…[The Grumpiest]

Ashlee Simpson looks like Jay Leno…[Yeeeah]

The Top 10 Celeb Bikini shots…[Derek Hail]

Kim Smith in alot of bikinis…[Horny Oyster]

I hate J-Lo, but she does look ripped here…[Popoholic]

Wanna know how J-Lo is in bed? Too Bad…[HollyScoop]

Marky Mark’s new conquest…that bastard!…[Bastardly]

Vida looks like a dude…[TotallyCrap]

Ashlee Simpson shows off her beach body…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Brook is unbelievable…[Popoholic]

Just another hot swede…[Horny Oyster]

Lucy Pinder almost drops her top…[Bastardly]

Paris Hilton takes it all over her face…[Yeeeah]

More Jessica Alba look-a-like, Cassie…[Mediabom]

So the first thing I see when I wake up today is Ashlee Simpson’s nipple.  Usually that’s a pretty damn good sign, but there is really nothing going on.  More Lindsay Lohan garbage, but there’s no need to litter this site with that cum-dumpster.  Instead enjoy the treat Ashlee gave us!  Giggidy Goo!