Christina Aguilera

There has to be something wrong with that woman.  Look at this dude.  It looks like he is trying to blow up a balloon.  Either that or he just came back from the dentist and has cotton swabs in his mouth.  I mean come on.  It amazes me how she can be married to this tool.  She can probably hit a better guy by throwing a rock into the Special Olympics.  Wait….so THAT’S how they met…