Christina Aguilera is the perfect wife

Aside from slightly seeing her nipple in the picture above, Christina Aguilera has just upgraded her status as “the perfect wife”.  In an interview on the Ellen DeGeneres show, Christina said she likes to walk around naked on Sundays:

Ellen: So Jordan your husband and you are at home on a weekend…when you have time off…give us a typical day, what do you do with your weekend?

Christina: “We claim ourselves to be coziest couple ever. We have something called naked Sundays.”

Ellen: Excuse me? Did you say naked Sundays?

Christina: “You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up.”

Ellen: Because it’s been how many years?

Christina: “A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked.”

Ellen: You cook naked?

Christina: “Yeah, we cook naked.”

Ellen: Nothing with grease… that could splatter.

Christina: “Well, unless you want the grease.”

I can’t believe that she would want to see her ogre of a husband naked.  The guy looks like a complete retard.  It makes my brain hurt to think that he is hammering away at her on a daily basis.