Vida Guerra is back on the red carpet showing off that huge caboose of hers. I guess she got word that Kim Kardashian is trying to take her “Ass Crown”, whatever that means. Don’t worry Vida, as we can all see your ass is still huge…and you still look like a tranny.

Vida Guerra is really working her ass. She is determined to ride that thing all the way to her big pay day. Sorry Vida, I think you’ve hit the peak of “ass stardom”. You hit your 15 minutes a while back with those leaked cell phone pictures of you naked, but you’ve been on a steady decline since then. Throw on some sweatpants and marry a Clippers player Vida, cash out while you can.

If it wasn’t for Vida Guerra’s huge fake rack and her monstrous backside, I swear they would tag her and put her in the pound.  All she’s missing is a collar and an insatiable appetite for biscuits and her own vomit.

Keeley Hazel returns to FHM…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenna Jameson is ruining her vag…[Yeeeah]

Posh Spice has some competition…[CelebSlam]

Kendra Wilkinson plays golf correctly…[Bastardly]

Abigail Clancy in GQ…[The Grumpiest]

Bar Refaeli is trading in her bikini for a ring…[Derek Hail]

The best body in Britain…[Popoholic]

Tera Patrick in another skimpy outfit…[Horny Oyster]

Vida Guerra is “Killin’ the Game”…[Mediabom]

Oh wait, that’s not a Cocker Spaniel, that’s Vida Guerra.  My bad.  It was an honest mistake.

Vida looks like a dude…[TotallyCrap]

Ashlee Simpson shows off her beach body…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Brook is unbelievable…[Popoholic]

Just another hot swede…[Horny Oyster]

Lucy Pinder almost drops her top…[Bastardly]

Paris Hilton takes it all over her face…[Yeeeah]

More Jessica Alba look-a-like, Cassie…[Mediabom]