I never knew Vanessa Minnillo’s legs were this hot. Yes, I saw her in a bikini a while back, but they look hella-good here. That’s really all I have for you. Normally I’m a wealth of knowledge and insight, but today I’m just another douche.

Jana Ina is smoking hot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s wig almost comes off…[Dlisted]

Jessica Simpson’s boob almost comes out…[IDLTW]

Kim Kardashian, after the porn…[Yeeeah]

Is this a dude in a bikini…[Grumpiest]

Pam Anderson’s nip slip…[HollywoodTuna]

Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll…[Popoholic]

More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics…[Derek Hail]

Lucy Pinder naked…[Chugs&Jugs]

Elisabetta Canalis in Max magaine…[Horny Oyster]

Wow, Vanessa Minnillo looks smoking hot in these pictures. I know hot crazy Jessica Simpson’s cleavage has been lately, but I can’t imagine that her body is as tight as Vanessa Minnillo’s. It’s just too bad that her face makes her look like she’s always worrying. I’m not sure if Vanessa is an upgrade from Jessica Simpson. She’s probably smarter, but is lacking in the funbags region and I’m not sold on her face. One thing is for sure, a guy who walks down the beach sipping a Pina Coloda glass shouldn’t be with either of them. Vanessa, look me up. When I walk down the beach I drink Vodka mixed with motor oil like a real man. That’s just how I roll.

I’ve never really been a fan of Vanessa Minnillo, but I have to admit she’s looking pretty good here. My options were limited with this post. I could have used the word “Bango” in some sexual reference, but I took the classy route and complimented her instead. I’m wearing my classy top hat and monocle today. You can’t NOT be classy with a top hat.