The Victoria Secret Fashion Show for 2007 has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t keep checking out the hundreds of pictures that were amassed from the event. Behold, the Mother of all Victoria Secret Fashion Show Posts. Check it out, take your time, and enjoy! By the way, is it me or does Izabel Goulart have possibly the greatest ass on the planet? Good God.

Heidi Klum

Adriana Lima

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Is it still Selita Ebanks or did it change to Selita Cannon after she married that douchebag Nick Cannon? That whole mess doesn’t make sense. Guess what else doesn’t make sense? My inexplicable absense of posts for the rest of the day. Maybe I’m going on vacation. Maybe I’m in the hospital. Maybe I’m moving into a new place. I guess you’ll never know.

Just kidding, I’m moving. Be back on Monday.

GQ Magazine may have just gotten themselves a new subscriber with their new June spread. They feature a huge article on the Victoria Secret Angels. I know what you’re thinking, “Oh crap…an article! I don’t wanna read, I want to ogle them in pictures.” Well, don’t you worry. I’m not going to tell you about the article, mostly because I didn’t read it or even bother to look for it for that matter. I’m just going to show you the hot pictures. How Victoria Secret manages to get the hottest women on the planet to walk around half naked amazes me. Forget the inventor of the polio vaccine, the Nobel prize needs to be given to whoever the hell Victoria is.

Ladies please, explain to me Derek Jeter’s appeal. He looks like a beady eyed douchenut. These pictures are about a year old but this guy shouldn’t ever be able to hang out with two Victoria Secret models. It’s bad enough that he has been linked to Adriana Lima, Halle Berry, and most recently Jessica Biel. I don’t understand it.

USWeekly is reporting that “comedian” Nick Cannon has married Victoria Secret model Selita Ebanks:

Nick Cannon, 26, married Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks, 24, in Las Vegas last weekend. Sources say the altar-rushers were staying at the Palms Casino Resort Hotel and enjoying NBA All-Star Weekend when they decided to wed on a whim after just three weeks of dating.

Just three weeks of dating?  You damn right he decided that, the drugs in her system were about to wear off and he knew he had no chance without them.  I’ve never seen his Wild’n Out show on MTV, but I imagine that it is absolutely horrible.  This guy is about as funny as a bag of dog crap.  Actually, dog crap can be quite comical in the right setting…

Wasn’t Selita just linked with Tom Brady a while back?

First Gisele and now Selita Ebanks?…[CelebSlam]

Joanna Krupa just broke my heart…[Derek Hail]

Alessandra Ambrosio just fixed it…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenny McCarthy’s nipple?…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardishian almost naked w/o piss…[Holly Scoop]

Great knockers in Knocked Up…[Popoholic]

OK Joanna, I forgive you…[The Grumpiest]

Michelle Trachtenberg is impressive…[Mediabom]

Danielle Lloyd is a naughty girl…[Horny Oyster]