Scarlett Johansson has put a “no nude” policy in her contract.

A source is quoted by Britain’s Daily Express newspaper as saying: “Scarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future.

“She doesn’t want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now.”

What kind of selfish act is that? No nude scenes? What happened to her playing Jenna Jameson in Jenna’s life story? I’d like to see her try to pull that role off without showing some skin. There would be alot of pissed off dudes walking out of that theater. It’s like ordering a steak at a restaurant and getting served a baloney sandwich. Who eats baloney anyway? I’ve never seen someone eat it….ever. Do they even sell it anymore?

These images are ripped from a video where Scarlett Johansson shows off some serious side boob.  Everyone has been clamoring for a peek at her rack and here she accidentally shows us that they are worth the wait.  You can tell because of the smiling guy in the background.  You know you’re hot when the guy who isn’t even getting flashed is the one poppin’ wood.

Collien Fernandes has no shirt…[The Grumpiest]

Ashlee Simpson looks like Jay Leno…[Yeeeah]

The Top 10 Celeb Bikini shots…[Derek Hail]

Kim Smith in alot of bikinis…[Horny Oyster]

I hate J-Lo, but she does look ripped here…[Popoholic]

Wanna know how J-Lo is in bed? Too Bad…[HollyScoop]

Marky Mark’s new conquest…that bastard!…[Bastardly]

Scarlett Johansson doing dudes on video…maybe…[Derek Hail]

It aint Friday, but it is Lisa Gleave…[Daily Buzzer]

Alexandra Ali in a blue bikini…[Popoholic]

Best ass I’ve seen in the last 10 minutes…[Horny Oyster]

Girls Gone Wild dude likes coke whores…[DListed]

J-Lo’s ass isn’t what it used to be according to these pics…[JLB]

Daniela Pestova is a great reason to visit…wherever she’s from…[Mediabom]

Pretty much everyone is reporting that Justin Timberlake is now dating Scarlett Johansson. I guess he finally came to his senses and dropped the super-fug Cameron Diaz. Any dude that famous who gets stuck dating a monster like that has to be under a spell. She’s got to be some kind of witch. The same kind of 300lb witch that put a spell on me in Vegas when I got really wasted and took her back to my hotel room. Apparently her enchanted spell wore of at sunrise because that was not a fun morning. It’s like waking up after eating the most delicious brownie ever and then being told you ate your own turd. True Story.