Petra Nemcova in a really short skirt…[Egotastic]

Emily Scott in even less…[Derek Hail]

Miss USA eats floor…[Yeeeah]

Britney Spears in a bikini…[C&J]

Kristen Bell loves Star Wars…[Popoholic]

Victoria Silvstedt looking boobalicous…[Bastardly]

Oh God, I am so sorry for this…[DListed]

Pamela Anderson had “the talk”…[CelebSlam]

Hot Chicks with Douchebags…[HCwDB]

Sweet Lord, that’s a hot chef…[Grumpiest]

Heidi Montag shows off her new implants…[Egotastic]

Petra Nemcova looking stunning…[Derek Hail]

This is what Jessica Simpson is having sex with…[Horny Oyster]

Elisabeth and Rosie after the fight…[Yeeeah]

Heidi Klum named her boobs…[CelebSlam]

Yamila Rahi’s hot bikini video…[Chugs&Jugs]

Kristin Cavallari takes a trip to Vegas…[Popoholic]

Marissa Miller accepts a hottie award…[Hollywood Tuna]

Caprice shows off her lady bumps…[Grumpiest]

Petra Nemcova knows there ‘aint nothin’ wrong with a little side-boob on a Friday afternoon. It really is a spectacular view made even better by the fact that she is through dating James Blunt. Here’s a math lesson for you:

Friday + Supermodel side-boob + a single Petra Nemcova - the fugly chick next to her = Awesome

Tila Tequila doing nothing in a bikini…[Horny Oyster]

Petra Nemcova is getting cheated on…[DListed]

Jeremy Piven is a total douche…[Socialite’s Life]

Who’s tiny rack is this?…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kristin Kreuk is a hot Canadian…[Bastardly]

My favorite pageant skank, Danielle Lloyd…[DV]

Katherine McPhee’s awarded for her tight body…[Popoholic]

This is just a friendly reminder that life isn’t fair.  As hot as Petra Nemcova is, she’s with James Blunt.  Enjoy that nugget of info as you fight your friend for the fat chick who works the counter at Starbucks because you found out she’s easy.  Yea, I know all about your plans buddy.

Petra Nemcova has to get rid of this dude.  Not even a week ago, he was wearing that same outfit.  Guaranteed he didn’t wash it.  Hell, he probably hasn’t even showered since then.

Yes, that is a completely different event.  Same stinky jacket.  Same crusty T-Shirt.  Let’s go back a little further shall we?

Seriously, what the hell?  Look how hot Petra Nemcova looks.  You would think this dude could turn it up a few notches and wear something different every now and then.  Someone told me he wears that jacket to sleep.  It’s the source of his powers.  The power to smell like a homeless dude and still land a supermodel.

What a total douche.  If I were a passing cop I would tackle him and accuse him of drugging those women.  Seriously, he looks like he smells.  Just look at that pervert smile he’s sporting.