Wow, she looks scared for her life…[DListed]

Britney’s skankin it up…[CelebSlam]

Kriszti Polgar has an odd first name…[Horny Oyster]

Gaby Espino on the beach all wet…[The Grumpiest]

Courtney Cox in a bikini, impressive…[Bastardly]

More Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m liking her…[Popoholic]

Jessica Alba looks like shit…[Derek Hail]

Sienna Miller aint as hot as you think…[Holly Scoop]

First Gisele and now Selita Ebanks?…[CelebSlam]

Joanna Krupa just broke my heart…[Derek Hail]

Alessandra Ambrosio just fixed it…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenny McCarthy’s nipple?…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardishian almost naked w/o piss…[Holly Scoop]

Great knockers in Knocked Up…[Popoholic]

OK Joanna, I forgive you…[The Grumpiest]

Michelle Trachtenberg is impressive…[Mediabom]

Danielle Lloyd is a naughty girl…[Horny Oyster]

Elisha Cuthbert proves she is Canadian…[Hollywood Tuna]

Brooke Burke popes another one out…[CelebSlam]

Penelope Cruz looking great again…[ICYDK]

Sophie Anderton has an issue using stairs…[The Grumpiest]

Lindsay Lohan’s liver is like 78 years old…[Celeb|bitchy]

Since when is Hilary Swank this hot…[Daily Buzzer]

Hey! Catfight! Catfight!…[Yeeeah]

Paris Hilton’s eraser nipples make another appearance…[Egotastic]

Damn, and I thought I needed a tan. You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from such feature films as “EuroTrip” or “Black Christmas”. I remember her from her starring role in “Powder” and “Casper’s Scary Christmas Special”. That damn Casper. I didn’t sleep for weeks after watching that thing.