Wow. So, I had no idea Megan Fox was this hot before seeing her in that Transformers trailer. What did she do before that? Absolutely nothing worthy of nothing. Unless you count Two and a Half Men on CBS, noteworthy.

That show is ridiculously unfunny. What’s even more absurd is Megan plays a 16 year old on the show. You show me a 16 year old that looks like that and I will point you to the cell we’ll be sharing for the night. Heyoooo! Underage Tag-Team! Oh, that’s just awful.

Myleen Klass looks smoking in a bikini…[Hollywood Tuna]

Ana Beatriz Barros is smoking…[Horny Oyster]

Megan Fox in the new Transformers trailer…[Popoholic]

Britney Spears with a see through top…[Derek Hail]

Imogen Thomas is a hottie…[CelebSlam]

Mischa Barton slips a tit…[Yeeeah]

Meet the new Pussycat Doll…[Grumpiest]

CariDee English looks like fun…[Bastardly]

Maxim named Lindsay Lohan as the hottest woman in Hollywood this week, leaving Megan Fox all the way down at number 18. Hmm, apparently Maxim enjoys crotch showing crack whores. Let’s look at their top 20:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley

Beyonce at number 13? Cameron Diaz on the list at all? Eva Longoria and Fergie? Maxim is whacked. This list is a freakin mess. Why don’t they just put Andy Dick at number 5 and be done with it.

Zuleyka Rivera is a former Miss Universe…[Bastardly]

J-Lo actually looking bangable…[DListed]

Kim Kardashian in the tightest dress ever…[Horny Oyster]

Megan Fox in lingerie to end FHM’s run…[Hollywood Tuna]

The hot chick from Entourage in a bikini…[Popoholic]

Super Jew tries to help Britney Spears…[Derek Hail]

Too late, looks like she’s whorin’ it up…[CelebSlam]

Katherine McPhee is racktastic…[The Grumpiest]