Maria Menounos seems to be loading up on that tanning oil. I don’t remember her being this dark and wrinkly, could it be she’s hitting a wall? Let the hate mail pour in…

I think it’s safe to say Maria Menounos sucks at golf, but who cares since golf blows. One time I tried to play and ended up hitting the same house 4 times in a row while I was aiming in the opposite direction. I’m pretty sure that’s what happened to Maria. The only difference is she’s got a hot ass and I’ve hot a hairy one.

Maria Menounos appeared in the Greek Esquire this month and managed to be so boring I was almost uninterested. She’s got a kick ass body but rarely shows anything off besides her legs. Last week during the Superbowl, she was photographed on the beach without a bikini. Maybe she’s hiding a horrible disfigurement on her stomach because as far as I know, it’s never been photographed. So, I think that opens the door for a Maria Menounos contest.

Anyone who can find a picture of Maria Menounos’ stomach wins something far more valuable than cash or prizes. A sense of self worth.
Yea, I’m broke.

The Super Bowl has come and gone and with it goes all the super hot celebs who were roaming the streets of Miami. Not to worry though, I have gathered them all in one central location for you to oggle them at your own lesiure. My only gripe is that Stacy Keibler looks like absolute ass. I don’t know why she decided not to wear makeup but she probably shouldn’t do that again. Her body is slamming but that dress looks like shit.

Carmen Electra

Jenny McCarthy

Joanna Krupa

Maria Menounos

Cindy Margolis

Stacy Keibler

Maria Menounos is almost TOO cute.  No wait, that was my sensitive side talking.  He’s a pussy.  Here’s some pictures of Maria in Miami preparing for the Super Bowl.  Yup, there’s going to be some killer parties this weekend , all of which I am not invited to.  Maria, help me out.  I can be your date.  I promise not to hump your leg until you taser me like last time.

Emilia Attias is a 19 year old Argentinian model…[Horny Oyster]

Miss Belgium 1995…Time is catching up to you…[CelebSlam]

Katherine McPhee’s rack is outrageous…[Yeeeah]

Salma Hayek’s rack is more classy…[Popoholic]

Maria Menounos’s rack is more prude…[Hollywood Tuna]

More Jessica Alba than you’ll ever need…[Mediabom]

Mischa Barton doesn’t fill out a bikini very well…[Derek Hail]

Giorgia Palmas’ rack is just about perfect…[Double Viking]