Oh come on! Lucy Pinder has got to know that that bikini is just way too small for her. Now I know that complaining about too much cleavage is like complaining that someone is giving me too much free money, but this is almost funny. It’s like someone is trying to stuff 3 pounds of Jello into a tiny ziploc bag. She is falling out all over the place! Her stomach does looks a bit bloated in this picture, but I’ll cut you a break Lucy. It must be tough to carry around those two monsters without some weight on you. God forbid you look like this.

Here’s some pictures of Lucy with her good friend Michelle Marsh.

Jana Ina is smoking hot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s wig almost comes off…[Dlisted]

Jessica Simpson’s boob almost comes out…[IDLTW]

Kim Kardashian, after the porn…[Yeeeah]

Is this a dude in a bikini…[Grumpiest]

Pam Anderson’s nip slip…[HollywoodTuna]

Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll…[Popoholic]

More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics…[Derek Hail]

Lucy Pinder naked…[Chugs&Jugs]

Elisabetta Canalis in Max magaine…[Horny Oyster]

Lucy Pinder finally let the puppies out of their cages.  After years of horny men hounding her, she finally posed topless.  Millions of teenage boys are in their rooms wanking it right now to these pictures, and rightfully so.  I must say they are not as sloppy as I imagined they would be.  Usually when a girl has boobs this big, they are a mess.  I’m not sure how much airbrushing was done, but they look goood.  I want to be friends with them.

Obviously, I can’t show the NSFW pictures here, but that won’t stop me from telling you where you can find them……[here dumbass]

Zoo Magazine has skillfully put together the top 100 “nip slips” of all time. This is the holy grail for nips of those oh so prude women who refuse to disrobe. They market it as “Lucy Pinder presents…” which is odd to me because Lucy refuses to pose without her arms cleverly shielding her nips. You can sneak a peek here, but I want to see them without restraints! Is that so wrong?

See them here NSFW (Not Safe For Work)

Vida looks like a dude…[TotallyCrap]

Ashlee Simpson shows off her beach body…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kelly Brook is unbelievable…[Popoholic]

Just another hot swede…[Horny Oyster]

Lucy Pinder almost drops her top…[Bastardly]

Paris Hilton takes it all over her face…[Yeeeah]

More Jessica Alba look-a-like, Cassie…[Mediabom]

I’m told they are holding beer cans in this picture, but they look more like soup cans to me.  That’s fine.  If Lucy Pinder wants to chug some Chunky New England Clam Chowder after a long day, more power to her.  I’m not really a fan of Michelle Marsh.  I’ve seen some pictures where she looks like a ragged witch.  She doesn’t look half bad here.  Maybe it’s because she’s standing next to Lucy.  Maybe it’s because her humongous breasts are exposed.  Who cares really.