7 Dec

The Victoria Secret Fashion Show for 2007 has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t keep checking out the hundreds of pictures that were amassed from the event. Behold, the Mother of all Victoria Secret Fashion Show Posts. Check it out, take your time, and enjoy! By the way, is it me or does Izabel Goulart have possibly the greatest ass on the planet? Good God.
18 May

It looks like Karolina Kurkova’s dress is cut a little low. You can totally make out her ass crack. I’m not sure if showing ass crack in a white dress is the smartest decision. A friend of mine had white swim trunks while we were on vacation in Cozumel and sharted. Ended up showing half of Mexico his shameful mistake of pushing too hard, in the form of a huge brown stain. Hilarious, but probably not that hot on a supermodel. Still hilarious though.
10 May

Karolina Kurkova is usually half naked and bent in a saucy position when you see her, but here she decided to get all dressed up for you. Yup, it’s all for you buddy. Even that dead animal sweater thing she’s got sprawled over her shoulder in the pics below. Dead animals on your shoulder signify that your a classy broad. It’s like the women’s version of a monocle and a top hat.

27 Feb

It’s obvious why Karolina Kurkova looks so depressed in these pictures. I wasn’t able to join her at her event, so she had to go alone. It’s ok though I more than made up for it later! Heyooooo! God, look what my life has become. Excuse me while I go cry in the bathroom for an hour.
23 Jan

Karolina Kurkova is one of the few blonde Angels and it’s time we give credit where credit is due. Those Russians make some fine blondes. Yes, sometimes they do produce the occasional butch brunette, but they crank out some top notch super models and for that I salute you Russia.

