Yes folks, that is Justing Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Apparently, Justin flew her out to the UK to spend time with her ass, I mean her.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Justin’s really into Jess
and when he found out she had some free time he asked her to join him on the
UK leg of his tour.
“They’re both doing everything they can to keep their relationship low
profile but when they’re among friends they can hardly keep their hands off
each other.”

Well, it’s over people. Justin Timberlake drove Britney Spears in to the arms of insanity, he made Fugalicious cry, and now he’s set his sights on Hollywood’s most coveted rear end. What is the world coming to?

So apparently, Jessica Biel dumped Derek “the douchebag” Jeter. There is a God. That guy reeked of scumbag. Now it seems she’s upgrading from douche to pretty boy. US Weekly is reporting that she’s now dating Justin Timberlake.

“Jessica was picked up in her chauffer-driven Volkswagen Touareg car and instantly went to visit Timberlake when she got into Park City,”

It reminds me of this porno I once saw where this huge chick was bench pressing a dude. No Lie. Jessica Biel’s arms are bigger than both of Timberlake’s thighs.  It’s only a matter of time before Cameron Diaz throws another fit, and that my friends is a fight I would pay to see.

According to the New York Post, Cameron Diaz is a psycho bitch.  After following ex Justin Timberlake to a Golden Globes after party, Diaz got jealous when she saw him talking to mega-hottie Jessica Biel:

Sources say the temperamental star “blew up” at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where “they had an awkward conversation.” The “Charlie’s Angels” star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the “Illusionist” star.

Nice Job Justin. I know Jessica Beil is already taken, by a douchebag, but she is ten times hotter than Cameron Diaz as this handy diagram shows:

It took me 45 minutes to put that picture together.  Two minutes to put them together and 43 minutes to stare memorized at Jessica Biel’s curves.

Pretty much everyone is reporting that Justin Timberlake is now dating Scarlett Johansson. I guess he finally came to his senses and dropped the super-fug Cameron Diaz. Any dude that famous who gets stuck dating a monster like that has to be under a spell. She’s got to be some kind of witch. The same kind of 300lb witch that put a spell on me in Vegas when I got really wasted and took her back to my hotel room. Apparently her enchanted spell wore of at sunrise because that was not a fun morning. It’s like waking up after eating the most delicious brownie ever and then being told you ate your own turd. True Story.

Evelina Papantoniou in workout mode…[Hollywood Tuna]

Roxanne Pallat is a UK Hottie…[The Grumpiest]

Holly Weber’s ass is exposed…[Horny Oyster]

Who should Justin Timberlake date next?…[Double Viking]

Nell McAndrew aint bad either…[Daily Buzzer]

Sophia Bush and her rack as Wonder Woman?…[Popoholic]

Meet Halle Berry’s nipple…[Bastardly]