Joanna Krupa looking hot in bikini is not only sexy as hell, but it’s an amazing feat.  How can someone look so amazing with a crotch full of sand.  It looks like it’s creeping all up into her “lady junk” and we all know how uncomfortable that can be.  I once had sand in my crotch for a week straight.  It was the best/worst week of my life.  One step it’s irritating, the next step is like a gentle sand massage.  A massage of the sensual kind.

Salma Hayek’s boobs can’t save her in that dress…[MollyGood]

Kirsten Dunst is effin disgusting…[CelebSlam]

Leilani Dowding is wearing lingerie…[The Grumpiest]

Penelope Cruz is busting out of her dress…[HollywoodTuna]

Sharon Stone looks like Frankenstein…[DListed]

Eva Mendez in a nude photoshoot…[Derek Hail]

Joanna Krupa modeling Mom bikinis…[Bastardly]

Izabel says she likes fat guys…[The Grumpiest]

Joanna Krupa in a bikini…[Derek Hail]

Keeley Hazel takes is off again…[Egotastic]

Ice-T sucks boobs on stage…[Bastardly]

Brooke Burke vs Stacy Keibler…[Horny Oyster]

I love these women…[Hollywood Tuna]

Katherine Heigl is going bye bye…[Popoholic]

Britney switching bikinis…[DListed]

Lieschen Botes is in the SI Swimsuit Issue…[DV]

TMZ is reporting that the ENTIRE cast of models in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A.

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health confirmed that an employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering was recently diagnosed with the disease, and has strongly urged anyone who attended the SI party, or any of the 13 other events catered by Puck between Feb. 1 - 20, to get an immune globulin shot by tomorrow to prevent illness.

The list of attendees include Marissa Miller, Fat ass Beyonce, Bar Rafaeli, Joanna Krupa, and pretty much any model in the issue. The question is, if I hear Joanna Krupa has got Hepatitis would I still want to give her 30 seconds of paradise? The answer is yes. Even if she turns me down, I would have a full stable of infected models to turn to! Hooray for hepatitis! Bringing hot chicks down to our levels since 1953.

We should all thank our lucky stars that Joanna Krupa is at just about every function there is.  I simply can’t get enough of this woman.  Here she is strolling down the red carpet at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party.  I don’t get why she wasn’t invited to be IN the issue.  I would love to see her all painted up ala Marissa Miller.  In fact I say, let them roll around in a kiddie pool of paint.  Now that would be one hell of a swimsuit issue.

Here’s Joanna in the new PETA ads.

First Gisele and now Selita Ebanks?…[CelebSlam]

Joanna Krupa just broke my heart…[Derek Hail]

Alessandra Ambrosio just fixed it…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenny McCarthy’s nipple?…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardishian almost naked w/o piss…[Holly Scoop]

Great knockers in Knocked Up…[Popoholic]

OK Joanna, I forgive you…[The Grumpiest]

Michelle Trachtenberg is impressive…[Mediabom]

Danielle Lloyd is a naughty girl…[Horny Oyster]

The Super Bowl has come and gone and with it goes all the super hot celebs who were roaming the streets of Miami. Not to worry though, I have gathered them all in one central location for you to oggle them at your own lesiure. My only gripe is that Stacy Keibler looks like absolute ass. I don’t know why she decided not to wear makeup but she probably shouldn’t do that again. Her body is slamming but that dress looks like shit.

Carmen Electra

Jenny McCarthy

Joanna Krupa

Maria Menounos

Cindy Margolis

Stacy Keibler