Marissa Miller is hot even in black and white…[The Grumpiest]

Vicky Lloyd is like a porn star without the porn…[Horny Oyster]

Fugly in a skirt…[Popoholic]

WTF? Oprah looks like an alien…[DListed]

Britney Spears is in fact an idiot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s also a bitch…[Celebitchy]

Pam Anderson in a bikini is not bitchy…[Derek Hail]

It’s a boob off, Alba style…[CelebWorm]

5 Women to cut your arm off for…[DV]

Speaking of boobs…[Hollywood Rag]

I can’t believe this dude is with her…[Celebitchy]

Brooke Burke looking hot again…[Horny Oyster]

A Jennifer Lamiraqui Picture Moment…[Hollywood Tuna]

Avril Lavigne topless…[Egotastic]

Jessica Alba’s sexiest shoot yet…[Popoholic]

Kim Kardashian making another sex tape…[Derek Hail]

Sarah Silverman does Maxim…[The Grumpiest]

Lily Allen has no love for Cheryl Tweedy…[Dlisted]

There’s nothing like kicking off a Monday with fresh shots of Jessica Alba, and that’s made even better since they are in a bikini and taken from behind. Not that she doesn’t look great from the front, even if she is being bitchy, but from the back it’s tough to find anyone who can compete. Oh, and here’s some more good news:

The sexy actress says she would have no problem baring all in a movie if the role demanded it.

However, Alba, who shot to fame as racy bargirl Nancy in ‘Sin City’, is worried her father would blow his top if she did.

She said: “I’m going to have to face that when a big director who I really respect has an amazing story, it might be necessary to do a nude scene. But I probably couldn’t sleep well at night being naked in anything. My father would lose his mind.”

Alba claims she already has had several offers to peel off for the cameras, but has always declined, so far, because the parts have not been “right.”

She added to Britain’s Zoo magazine: “The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, ‘Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.” Somehow, I don’t think this is happening to Natalie Portman.”

Well Jessica, it’s simple. It’s because Natalie Portman doesn’t have a hot ass and, apparently, you do.

Kate Bosworth is back in a bikini…[Egotastic]

Anna Semenovich for no reason…[Celebslam]

More of Gemma Atkinson in a bra…[Chugs&Jugs]

Penelope Cruz and who…[The Grumpiest]

Kelly Clarkson is a fat cow…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardashian without make up…[Horny Oyster]

Jessica Alba talks about sex…[Popoholic]

Britney Spears is still a pig…[Derek Hail]

Amanda Harrington is fantastic…[Hollywood Tuna]

By that I meant Jessica Alba likes female dogs. Oh you thought I meant she was…oh you pervert.

Geez, there is absolutely nothing going on today.  So in celebration, here are some older posts when there WAS something going on.  Yea, I’m totally phoning it in today…

Tricia Helfner is hot

Pampita is delicious

Italian Hottie Appreciation Day

Jessica Alba isn’t always pleasant

Bitch shovin’ is classy

Elsa Benitez got hoodwinked

Wow, she looks scared for her life…[DListed]

Britney’s skankin it up…[CelebSlam]

Kriszti Polgar has an odd first name…[Horny Oyster]

Gaby Espino on the beach all wet…[The Grumpiest]

Courtney Cox in a bikini, impressive…[Bastardly]

More Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m liking her…[Popoholic]

Jessica Alba looks like shit…[Derek Hail]

Sienna Miller aint as hot as you think…[Holly Scoop]