Hayden Panettiere was seen shopping last week with Laguna Beach alumni Kristin Cavallari. Can I just say how refreshing it is to see two hot chicks become friends? I hate it when I see some fug monster walking around with a hot chick. It’s like seeing a beautiful Porsche with a shitty Hundai interior. And if Hayden or Kristin are reading this, I’d like to give them some tips to fully enjoy their new friendship thanks to this article I found about seducing your straight female friend:

Get her drunk. We all know about the loosening effects of booze; few substances can match liquor when it comes to lowering her defenses. Just be careful about the quantity—puking before that first kiss can be a definite turnoff, and it’s damned near impossible to bring someone who’s passed out to a violent orgasm.

It doesn’t matter which one of you does the seducing, just make sure the video tape’s rolling. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my shorts. I seem to have stained them.

Hayden Panettiere is the new star of “Heroes”.  If you haven’t seen it, check it out it’s a great show.  Hayden, which sounds like a dude’s name, plays a 16 year old cheerleader who is indestructible.   As with most hot chicks, Hayden now thinks she can sing and is releasing an album.  Why these girls all want to be a pop star when they are fine making millions acting doesn’t make sense.   Check out her myspace page and give her new songs a listen, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Here’s a tip: Don’t look at her picture when your listening. Her hottness tends to dull your ability to decipher bad music from good. I found myself thinking “I wonder if I could bang her if I told her I liked it…”.