Britney Spears is complete moron…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kathy Griffin falls on her effin face…[Yeeeah]

Crocodile Dundee is in deep trouble…[CelebSlam]

Kelly Carlson is not making out with chicks…[Popoholic]

Jakki Degg spreads it all out…[Horny Oyster]

Vannessa Anne Hugdens in a bikini…[The Grumpiest]

Sienna Miller is topless yet again…[Egotastic]

Nikki Ziering shows her patriotic side…[Chugs&Jugs]

Gisele needs a job…[Derek Hail]

The NYDailyNews is reporting that Gisele Bundchen is selling her home to be closer to smooth as silk boyfriend Tom Brady.

Gisele Bundchen has put her gated Hollywood home on the market for $4 million, the L.A. Times reports. Word is the Brazilian stunner wants to spend more time in New York, where her Patriot boyfriend, Tom Brady, lives.

God forbid she move to New England, where Tom Brady plays.  I don’t think New England men could handle a woman as hot as Gisele.  Most New England women look like Rosie O’Donnell…with a beard.

I am totally stating the obvious here, but even with a slightly busted up nose, Gisele Bundchen is really hot. They must have made her in a lab somewhere, where they manufacture the rest of the Victoria Secret Angels. That’s all I got for you, it’s Friday cut me a break.

Gisele finally came out and dispelled the rumours that she was pregnant:

“It’s crazy how people can make up these stories,” the Brazilian bombshell said on TVE’s “Corazon de Primavera.” “I’m not pregnant and I’m not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects.”

I guess Tom Brady will have to deal with me being the one to get Gisele pregnant. I’m coming for you Gisele! Watch your lady bits!

Lucky SOB Tom Brady apparently has planted his seed in another supermodel’s belly.  A Brazilian website has reported that Gisele may be as far along as two months:

According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br , Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family. The brief item was written by Joyce Pascowitch , who’s the Brazilian equivalent of the New York Post’s Richard Johnson .

This guy already has a baby on the way with model Bridget Moynahan and now he’s ruined a Victoria Secret model for all men after him.  Well I got a challenge for you Tom Brady.   It’s easy to impregnate models, why don’t you try something a little harder?  My challenge to you: Get Star Jones pregnant.  Enjoy.

So Tom Brady is apparently dating Gisele.  Yea, the super hot Victoria’s Secret Model Gisele, not Gisele that works down at the Pump & Save.  That Gisele is a bitch.  What do you mean I can’t put 37 cents worth of gas in my car.  Pennies are money too last time I checked.  Anyway, this photo apparently is all the proof we need to proclaim that they are having crazy monkey sex.  Shit, If I had a choice of winning and going to the Super Bowl or losing and getting to bang Gisele, I would probably win and tell her I lost just to bang her.  Hell, women don’t watch football, they’re to busy doing the dishes.  Ladies please send all complaints here.  Thank You.

One of the only Victoria’s Secret Angels to be known strictly by her first name, Gisele is the leader of the pack in many people’s eyes. She may not look that hot without all that make up, but when the camera hits her just right she is smoking. Too bad she’s got a case of the flat ass, unlike Karolina Kurkova’s.