Geez, there is absolutely nothing going on today.  So in celebration, here are some older posts when there WAS something going on.  Yea, I’m totally phoning it in today…

Tricia Helfner is hot

Pampita is delicious

Italian Hottie Appreciation Day

Jessica Alba isn’t always pleasant

Bitch shovin’ is classy

Elsa Benitez got hoodwinked

Nuts Magazine has compiled the Top 100 Footballer’s Wives and it features such CelebFart favorites as Gemma Atkinson, Elena Santarelli, Michelle Marsh, Victoria Beckham, and many more.  Surprisingly, Federica Ridolfi didn’t make the list.  It’s a pretty nice spread with tons of hotties, so I guess the lesson to be learned is play soccer.

Head over to 4tang to check out the whole spread but be careful because it is NSFW.

Federica Ridolfi is the girlfriend of Italian soccer player Giuliano Giannicheda. It’s just another case of a star athlete nabbing a super hot women thanks to his fame. Because there aint no way a guy like this can normally nail a chick like this:

Yea, I’ll let that picture sink in…
Ok, now that you see the injustice in the world, take a look at more pictures of the very top heavy Federica Ridolfi. She just may be competing to be the new Keeley Hazel or Lucy Pinder.

Sienna Miller went to bed smelling of booze…[Egotastic]

Even more Sienna Miller hotness…[Bastardly]

Abi Titmus’s 2007 Calendar…[Mediabom]

Rachel Bilson has a sweet body…[Popoholic]

Emily Scott stole Jen Ellison’s bikini…[The Grumpiest]

More Sienna Miller, this time with a sexy sidekick…[Yeeeah]

I am so confused…[Horny Oyster]

Penelope Cruz doesn’t want to be sexy anymore…[Daily Buzzer]

Sweet Lord, this chick is smoking…[Double Viking]