16 Apr

Eva Longoria has some naughty sexual desires…
The actress is a big fan of domination and likes being lashed to the bed with silk scarves.
Eva, 32, who plays raunchy Gabrielle Solis in the hit US series, said: “I’m not averse to being tied up — I like a man to take charge.
“There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”
That’s sexy coming from a hot chick, but we all know Eva’s sexiness is just a front for the horrors that lie beneath the makeup. What’s interesting is that there was another piece of information in the article that stuck out.
Eva, engaged to basketball star TONY PARKER, 24, also said that footballer DAVID BECKHAM was her dream dinner date.
Sweet. That’s just what you want to hear from the woman you are about to marry. If she had the option of taking one person on a date, she wouldn’t choose you. I guess Eva thinks she can do better than this:

6 Mar

Looks like Eva Longoria learned her lesson about leaving the house without makeup. Everytime I see her, she has that stuff caked on her face. So it’s no surprise to see her jogging with an entourage of makeup artists. She’s got a smoking body, but her face is just brutal without a thick layer of concealer. Before I saw these pictures, I was kind of pissed that a scrub like Tony Parker managed to land her, but now I pity him. Every morning he wakes up with the worst view on the planet.
