It’s apparent to me that Emily Scott and I belong together. We have so many things in common! She’s got a laptop. I’ve got a laptop. She types with a seductive look. I type with a seductive look. She has great cleavage. I happen to love great cleavage. It’s a match made in pervert heaven!

Petra Nemcova in a really short skirt…[Egotastic]

Emily Scott in even less…[Derek Hail]

Miss USA eats floor…[Yeeeah]

Britney Spears in a bikini…[C&J]

Kristen Bell loves Star Wars…[Popoholic]

Victoria Silvstedt looking boobalicous…[Bastardly]

Oh God, I am so sorry for this…[DListed]

Pamela Anderson had “the talk”…[CelebSlam]

Hot Chicks with Douchebags…[HCwDB]

Sweet Lord, that’s a hot chef…[Grumpiest]

Sienna Miller went to bed smelling of booze…[Egotastic]

Even more Sienna Miller hotness…[Bastardly]

Abi Titmus’s 2007 Calendar…[Mediabom]

Rachel Bilson has a sweet body…[Popoholic]

Emily Scott stole Jen Ellison’s bikini…[The Grumpiest]

More Sienna Miller, this time with a sexy sidekick…[Yeeeah]

I am so confused…[Horny Oyster]

Penelope Cruz doesn’t want to be sexy anymore…[Daily Buzzer]

Sweet Lord, this chick is smoking…[Double Viking]