Geez, there is absolutely nothing going on today.  So in celebration, here are some older posts when there WAS something going on.  Yea, I’m totally phoning it in today…

Tricia Helfner is hot

Pampita is delicious

Italian Hottie Appreciation Day

Jessica Alba isn’t always pleasant

Bitch shovin’ is classy

Elsa Benitez got hoodwinked

There are a few NBA players that I simply loathe.  Rony Seikaly is at the top of that list.  He was a freakin cry baby, he sucked huge donkey balls, and the MOST irritating thing was that he has some kind of magical power.  A power he uses to convince one of the worlds hottest swimsuit models that he is attractive.  Let’s look at the evidence:

That is just absurd.  Seikaly looks like he should be asking you if you want 1 or 2 slices, not asking you to hold his gold chains as he plows a supermodel.  Either he has some kind of super power like Proffesor-X or Elsa is just a straight up moron.

More pictures of the ridiculously hot Elsa…