What happened to my beloved Jessie Spano? Elizabeth Berkley actually looks better than the last time I saw her, but what is going on inside of that dress? It looks like she is keeping her breasts prisoner and they don’t look pleased. Those boobs are so sad they would make Jack Bauer look like a circus clown. That’s right a Jack Bauer joke. It’s relevant. Boobs and Bauer. They both start with B and they both make us feel more manly.

Wow where has she been hiding?…[Hollywood Tuna]

Sienna Miller flashes us all…[Egotastic]

Eva Mendez wearing panties…[The Grumpiest]

Jolene Blaylock in sexy outfits…[Horny Oyster]

Elizabeth Berkley is not Jessica Biel…[Bastardly]

Britney Spears looks like a bag lady…[DListed]

Jessica Biel looking bad? The horror…[Yeeeah]

American Idol naked scandal, with pics…[Derek Hail]

Christina Ricci looks damn good…[Popoholic]

What happened to the hot young Jessie Spano we all ignored on Saved By the Bell?  It seems she has been hit in the face by good ‘ol Father Time.  It wasn’t too far back she showed up naked in “Showgirls” and made us question whether Kelly was indeed the hottest.  I’ll tell you one thing I know for sure, don’t mess with A.C. Slater.  That dude will mess you up.