Diddy

Sean “Diddy” Combs recently bragged about having sex with his girlfriend for 30 hours straight.

Combs, discussing his romantic stay in Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, told the London Mirror: “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.”

Combs, who is not given to modesty, added, “As meticulous as I am with my work, I’m more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time.”

What a freakin liar. 30 hours? I can barely pay attention to someone for 30 minutes. Usually, I can’t wait for it to be over so I can do one of two things. 1. Leave, or 2. Tell her to leave. I do it in a nice way though. I wrap her things and put them in a plastic bag so they don’t scatter as I throw them out the window. I’m considerate like that.