Holy Crap. How is that bikini even staying on Danielle Lloyd’s chest? I mean come on, you can almost see nip! So far, it’s been quite a busy month for bikini posts and I have a feeling it’s going to be an action packed summer. With Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan out of the way for a while, we finally have time to focus on the hotties who aren’t cum dumpsters.

Celebfart favorite Danielle Lloyd rang in the summer season in Miami this past weekend. You know, I lived in Miami for like 16 years and not once did I see a celebrity in a bikini. The closest I got was seeing Dennis Rodman without his shirt on at a bar. Wow I apologize. I just completely ruined the beautiful visuals of Danielle in a bikini with the thought of a shirtless Dennis Rodman. Sorry, I owe you one.

Tila Tequila doing nothing in a bikini…[Horny Oyster]

Petra Nemcova is getting cheated on…[DListed]

Jeremy Piven is a total douche…[Socialite’s Life]

Who’s tiny rack is this?…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kristin Kreuk is a hot Canadian…[Bastardly]

My favorite pageant skank, Danielle Lloyd…[DV]

Katherine McPhee’s awarded for her tight body…[Popoholic]

Two Danielle Lloyd posts in one week? I can’t help her looking smoking guys, I just post them as I see them.

Sweet Jesus, Danielle Lloyd must be an animal in bed.  Just look at those eyes.  It looks like she could tear a man in two.  She was crowned Miss Britain in 2006 but her crown was taken away because she posed nude in Playboy.  Seems like a gross mis justice to me.  I think it should be a requirement for all Miss Britain contestants to pose in Playboy, in fact I’m going to be offering free photo shoots in my house for all 2007 contestants.  What a nice guy I am…

First Gisele and now Selita Ebanks?…[CelebSlam]

Joanna Krupa just broke my heart…[Derek Hail]

Alessandra Ambrosio just fixed it…[Hollywood Tuna]

Jenny McCarthy’s nipple?…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardishian almost naked w/o piss…[Holly Scoop]

Great knockers in Knocked Up…[Popoholic]

OK Joanna, I forgive you…[The Grumpiest]

Michelle Trachtenberg is impressive…[Mediabom]

Danielle Lloyd is a naughty girl…[Horny Oyster]