Geez, there is absolutely nothing going on today.  So in celebration, here are some older posts when there WAS something going on.  Yea, I’m totally phoning it in today…

Tricia Helfner is hot

Pampita is delicious

Italian Hottie Appreciation Day

Jessica Alba isn’t always pleasant

Bitch shovin’ is classy

Elsa Benitez got hoodwinked

Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain is absolutely gorgeous. This girl has curves where I didn’t even know women could have curves. I am so confused! How could one woman be so hot? And get this…Did you know that women bleed once a month? Seriously! I know, I was blown away when I found out last week too. Next thing you know someone will tell me that strippers only like you for your money. Everytime I go in there they all smile at me. You can’t fake that kind of sincerity folks.

Well, earlier today you saw her from the back, now you get to see her from the front. This is what happens on a slow news day. I look around for about 10 minutes. I get bored. I stumble upon some pictures of hot women and BAM you get Carolina Ardohain’s FHM spread from last year. Do you see how hard I work for you people?

Carolina Ardohain has a great ass…[College Down Time]

Brooke Burke still has a great body…[The Grumpiest]

Elena Santarelli has vikings on her boobs…[DoubleViking]

Nikki Osborne is from Australia, I like her already…[Popoholic]

Lindsay Lohan’s ass is very sad…[HollywoodTuna]

Well, some executive came up with the brilliant idea of putting Carolina “Pampita” Ardohain in a thong and have her hold a coke.  Will it sell more Coke? Maybe. Will it make Carolina Ardohain a star like Doritos made Ali Landry a star?  What do I look like Miss Cleo?  Stop with the questions and check out the pictures you homo.