Heidi Montag shows off her new implants…[Egotastic]

Petra Nemcova looking stunning…[Derek Hail]

This is what Jessica Simpson is having sex with…[Horny Oyster]

Elisabeth and Rosie after the fight…[Yeeeah]

Heidi Klum named her boobs…[CelebSlam]

Yamila Rahi’s hot bikini video…[Chugs&Jugs]

Kristin Cavallari takes a trip to Vegas…[Popoholic]

Marissa Miller accepts a hottie award…[Hollywood Tuna]

Caprice shows off her lady bumps…[Grumpiest]

Geez, there is absolutely nothing going on today.  So in celebration, here are some older posts when there WAS something going on.  Yea, I’m totally phoning it in today…

Tricia Helfner is hot

Pampita is delicious

Italian Hottie Appreciation Day

Jessica Alba isn’t always pleasant

Bitch shovin’ is classy

Elsa Benitez got hoodwinked

Caprice Bourret, call me baby. I can see you like it rough. If getting shoved face first into the sand is your idea of gentle foreplay, then wait till I get my hands on you. I went to the Jay-Z school on how to treat ladies. Treat em right. Gentle shoves is where it’s at guys. Nothing says your loved like bruises and scraped knees.