Petra Nemcova in a really short skirt…[Egotastic]

Emily Scott in even less…[Derek Hail]

Miss USA eats floor…[Yeeeah]

Britney Spears in a bikini…[C&J]

Kristen Bell loves Star Wars…[Popoholic]

Victoria Silvstedt looking boobalicous…[Bastardly]

Oh God, I am so sorry for this…[DListed]

Pamela Anderson had “the talk”…[CelebSlam]

Hot Chicks with Douchebags…[HCwDB]

Sweet Lord, that’s a hot chef…[Grumpiest]

Marissa Miller is hot even in black and white…[The Grumpiest]

Vicky Lloyd is like a porn star without the porn…[Horny Oyster]

Fugly in a skirt…[Popoholic]

WTF? Oprah looks like an alien…[DListed]

Britney Spears is in fact an idiot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s also a bitch…[Celebitchy]

Pam Anderson in a bikini is not bitchy…[Derek Hail]

It’s a boob off, Alba style…[CelebWorm]

5 Women to cut your arm off for…[DV]

Speaking of boobs…[Hollywood Rag]

Myleen Klass looks smoking in a bikini…[Hollywood Tuna]

Ana Beatriz Barros is smoking…[Horny Oyster]

Megan Fox in the new Transformers trailer…[Popoholic]

Britney Spears with a see through top…[Derek Hail]

Imogen Thomas is a hottie…[CelebSlam]

Mischa Barton slips a tit…[Yeeeah]

Meet the new Pussycat Doll…[Grumpiest]

CariDee English looks like fun…[Bastardly]

Jana Ina is smoking hot…[CelebSlam]

Britney’s wig almost comes off…[Dlisted]

Jessica Simpson’s boob almost comes out…[IDLTW]

Kim Kardashian, after the porn…[Yeeeah]

Is this a dude in a bikini…[Grumpiest]

Pam Anderson’s nip slip…[HollywoodTuna]

Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll…[Popoholic]

More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics…[Derek Hail]

Lucy Pinder naked…[Chugs&Jugs]

Elisabetta Canalis in Max magaine…[Horny Oyster]

Kate Bosworth is back in a bikini…[Egotastic]

Anna Semenovich for no reason…[Celebslam]

More of Gemma Atkinson in a bra…[Chugs&Jugs]

Penelope Cruz and who…[The Grumpiest]

Kelly Clarkson is a fat cow…[Yeeeah]

Kim Kardashian without make up…[Horny Oyster]

Jessica Alba talks about sex…[Popoholic]

Britney Spears is still a pig…[Derek Hail]

Amanda Harrington is fantastic…[Hollywood Tuna]

Britney Spears is complete moron…[Hollywood Tuna]

Kathy Griffin falls on her effin face…[Yeeeah]

Crocodile Dundee is in deep trouble…[CelebSlam]

Kelly Carlson is not making out with chicks…[Popoholic]

Jakki Degg spreads it all out…[Horny Oyster]

Vannessa Anne Hugdens in a bikini…[The Grumpiest]

Sienna Miller is topless yet again…[Egotastic]

Nikki Ziering shows her patriotic side…[Chugs&Jugs]

Gisele needs a job…[Derek Hail]

When the hell did Britney Spears get hot again?! Look at those abs. I can’t believe she got back into shape that quickly after popping out two kids and getting rid of the leech that was Kevin Federline. Hell must be freezing over right now because I can officially say that I want to have sex with Britney Spears.

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