TMZ is reporting that the ENTIRE cast of models in this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A.

The Los Angeles County Department of Public Health confirmed that an employee of Wolfgang Puck Catering was recently diagnosed with the disease, and has strongly urged anyone who attended the SI party, or any of the 13 other events catered by Puck between Feb. 1 - 20, to get an immune globulin shot by tomorrow to prevent illness.

The list of attendees include Marissa Miller, Fat ass Beyonce, Bar Rafaeli, Joanna Krupa, and pretty much any model in the issue. The question is, if I hear Joanna Krupa has got Hepatitis would I still want to give her 30 seconds of paradise? The answer is yes. Even if she turns me down, I would have a full stable of infected models to turn to! Hooray for hepatitis! Bringing hot chicks down to our levels since 1953.

You’ve got to be freaking kidding me.  I wish I could have sent these pictures to the people at Sports Illustrated before they decided to put this manatee on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue.  How did she even get in the magazine?  I’m pretty sure Marissa Miller is pissed that she was beat out by the double cheeseburger eating Beyonce. How can super hot, and in shape mind you, Bar Refaeli and Yesica Toscanini not beat out this wooly mammoth?   Ponder that mystery as you gaze into these pictures.  You may want to have some sawdust and a mop around to clean up after your done yacking up your lunch…

Tim Hardaway really hates gay people…[DListed]

Bar Refaeli should have made the cover…[Horny Oyster]

Instead this heffer did.  What a crock…[Hollywood Tuna]

More Jessica Biel goodness…[Daily Buzzer]

Frederica Fontana is an Italian Goddess…[The Grumpiest]

Poor Petra.  Someone save her quick…[Bastardly]

Victoria Beckham flashes her nips.  Again…[Yeeeah]

Yesica Toscanini got the shaft…[Popoholic]