The Victoria Secret Fashion Show for 2007 has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we can’t keep checking out the hundreds of pictures that were amassed from the event. Behold, the Mother of all Victoria Secret Fashion Show Posts. Check it out, take your time, and enjoy! By the way, is it me or does Izabel Goulart have possibly the greatest ass on the planet? Good God.

Heidi Klum

Adriana Lima

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That’s right folks. It’s been a ridiculous amount of time, but we are back with a fresh new lineup of hot women and the douche bags who love them. Mainly you and I. Expect a few updates a day of lovely ladies from all around the globe.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros usually aren’t wearing this much clothes and I must say I don’t like it. What’s up with the turtleneck? Why wear a shirt that doesn’t show cleavage? It’s a horrible crime against men! Let’s face it girls you didn’t get to the upper echelon of hotness wearing turtlenecks. For Shame…

I know these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio are old, but really, does it matter? There is nothing going on this morning worthy of my time. Just some old broads walking down red carpets and people going to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3. If I wanted to see old women get all misty crotched for Johnny Depp, then I’d ask, but it’s not on my list of “things to see before I die”.

Yea, you can tell these are old because Tyra Banks is in these pictures and she’s not holding a donut.

GQ Magazine may have just gotten themselves a new subscriber with their new June spread. They feature a huge article on the Victoria Secret Angels. I know what you’re thinking, “Oh crap…an article! I don’t wanna read, I want to ogle them in pictures.” Well, don’t you worry. I’m not going to tell you about the article, mostly because I didn’t read it or even bother to look for it for that matter. I’m just going to show you the hot pictures. How Victoria Secret manages to get the hottest women on the planet to walk around half naked amazes me. Forget the inventor of the polio vaccine, the Nobel prize needs to be given to whoever the hell Victoria is.

Not much more can be said about Alessandra Ambrosio.  She’s had a post almost everyday this week for no apparent reason and it doesn’t look like it’s going to slow anytime soon.  We’ve already had Alessandra Ambrosio Appreciation Day, I don’t know what other kind of celebration is warranted, for the hottest of all Victoria Secret Angels.   Maybe just a butt load of pictures, I think I can manage that.

So Alessandra Ambrosio came down to Miami to visit me last week. Unfortunately, I was too busy to hang out so she was forced to look hot by herself. Don’t bother to try to hit on her guys, she’s with me. And by “with me”, I mean she has several restraining orders pending against me. And by “restraining orders”, I mean she has no idea who I am. What’s the deal with the dude in the background? I’m guessing he’s trying not to pop wood in front of the camera. Everyone knows the only way NOT to pop wood in the presence of Alessandra Ambrosio is to close your eyes and think of Pink in a bikini.